Herr Plummer spends his days in a stiff wool suit, (de rigueur for Wall Street types, such as himself). When he comes home all he wants is to kick back with a bourbon or scotch in front of the fire in his favorite sweater. His exacting taste means this sweater was imported all the way from Brooklyn (gifted to him by the family Koehler).
Christopher Plummer is a no nonsense man with a lot of business to attend to. Since he lives in the infamous city of Johannesburg he keeps his preferred timepiece, his Cartier Tank Solo, in the bank vault and instead opts to wear a watch of rubber, so as not to draw the unwanted attention of gangsters and thieves.
Christopher Plummer you are such an understated and elegant gentleman.
Today Christopher Plummer is rocking a turban from American Apparel. His pose is reminiscent of a young Elizabeth Taylor.
Christopher Plummer is a man of the world and he is not afraid to dress in drag. Today Herr Plummer wears pearls. He loves to complete this look by layering his pearls with his brown leather collar and gold-colored dog tag. He hopes you appreciate that he went out on a fashion limb to bring this look to you. Bonsoir mes amis.
This week Christopher Plummer wears a tie. The reason he looks ashamed is because he
is should be.
My name is Christopher Plummer and my parents’ friends are very kind to invite me and my mom and dad to their dinner parties. I have shat in no less than three of their homes.
He hasn’t had an accident in 3 weeks at home but apparently he doesn’t think outside is the only appropriate place to eliminate his bowels, he thinks any private space in your home will suffice, thank you very much.
This week Christopher Plummer wears… glasses.
He read almost half of Robert Caro’s LBJ books then took a nice long nap. You really deserved that nap, Christopher.
Why, hello there. It’s so good to be back. I’m back with a purpose and this year I’ll be posting on a less frequent but more realistic schedule. I’m a grown ass woman with a full time job, after all. And friends, having a space for my creative spews makes me happy.
A lot has happened since we last spoke. We got a pup! Introducing our mini dachshund, Herr Christopher Plummer and Plummer for short. His adorable mug will be featured in a weekly-ish column called Christopher Plummer Wears Things. He’ll wear all kinds of things. Glasses, turbans, scarves, bow ties, you name it, he’ll wear it. You’ll be back for more, just wait and see.
This week Christopher Plummer wears….nothing! He is buck nekked. Feast your eyes on that, ladies.